I have sinned!!!!

Listening to the Paul Finebaum show yesterday I realized that after many years of delusion that I had finally found the TRUE WAY. It has to be the TRUE PATH for people could not be so passionate otherwise. It was a true "mind opening experience". Let me explain.

I now understand that the Bear Bryant that could walk on water was the forerunner of the ANOINTED ONE, Coach St. Nic Saban. I now understand that the years of Dubose, Price and Shula were the tribulation and that we the coming of St. Nic that we are now experiencing the rapture. The end times must now be here. I now understand why I did not experience orgasmic euphoria during the six years of AUburn dominance. It was part of the tribulation. I also understand why my brother and father tormented me so as a young child over my allegiance to AUburn football. They weren't being mean obnoxious bama fans they were concerned over my lost condition and were trying to get me to see the LIGHT, the way of the Nation of bama. There I have said it. St. Nick is the annointed one, he has come to carry the Nation of bama into the promised land. I realize now that I can NEVER make it to the promised land on the path that I have been travelling. I have seen the error of my ways. I need the red and white in my life. I know now that the Crimson Tide is the only way to be as pure as snow. Finally, I understand that it is not Christmas or Easter that makes a difference but the day that the Nation of bama rules supreme over the dark side in the Plains.